{"id":2320,"date":"2024-04-17T09:50:24","date_gmt":"2024-04-17T07:50:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sunlion.de\/blog\/?p=2320"},"modified":"2024-04-17T09:50:24","modified_gmt":"2024-04-17T07:50:24","slug":"schmierlappen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunlion.de\/blog\/index.php\/2024\/04\/17\/schmierlappen\/","title":{"rendered":"Schmierlappen"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Sag mal, lieber Onkel Kaufland,<br><br>was bringen eigentlich Brillenputzt\u00fccher, angeboten unter Deiner Hausmarke, wenn sie selbst auch schon Schlieren auf dem Glas hinterlassen? Wie bitte?<br> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ach so, Du tr\u00e4gst gar keine Brille. Na, dann kannst Du das nat\u00fcrlich nicht wissen.<br> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorry, mein Fehler!<br><br> Dein Sunlion, geringf\u00fcgig besch\u00e4mt<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/sunlion.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMAG0149.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/sunlion.de\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMAG0149.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2322\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sag mal, lieber Onkel Kaufland, was bringen eigentlich Brillenputzt\u00fccher, angeboten unter Deiner Hausmarke, wenn sie selbst auch schon Schlieren auf dem Glas hinterlassen? Wie bitte?&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2320","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunlion.de\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2320","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunlion.de\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunlion.de\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunlion.de\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunlion.de\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2320"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sunlion.de\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2320\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunlion.de\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunlion.de\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunlion.de\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}