{"id":449,"date":"2014-02-13T09:31:00","date_gmt":"2014-02-13T08:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sunlion.de\/wordpress\/2014\/02\/13\/chuck-norris-witze-sind-langweilig\/"},"modified":"2014-02-13T09:31:00","modified_gmt":"2014-02-13T08:31:00","slug":"chuck-norris-witze-sind-langweilig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sunlion.de\/blog\/index.php\/2014\/02\/13\/chuck-norris-witze-sind-langweilig\/","title":{"rendered":"Chuck-Norris-Witze sind langweilig"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Es wird Zeit, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hifi-forum.de\/index.php?action=browseT&amp;forum_id=8&amp;thread=4279&amp;back=&amp;sort=&amp;z=1\">sie<\/a> ein wenig aufzupeppen:<\/p>\n<p> Alle Kinder tragen Superman-Schlafanz\u00fcge.<br \/>Superman tr\u00e4gt Chuck-Norris-Schlafanz\u00fcge.<br \/>Chuck Norris tr\u00e4gt Bud-Spencer-Schlafanz\u00fcge.<br \/>Und <a href=\"http:\/\/de.webfail.com\/0cd29328747\">Bud Spencer<\/a> tr\u00e4gt Chuck Norris ins Bett.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Es wird Zeit, sie ein wenig aufzupeppen: Alle Kinder tragen Superman-Schlafanz\u00fcge.Superman tr\u00e4gt Chuck-Norris-Schlafanz\u00fcge.Chuck Norris tr\u00e4gt Bud-Spencer-Schlafanz\u00fcge.Und Bud Spencer tr\u00e4gt Chuck Norris ins Bett.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunlion.de\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/449","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunlion.de\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunlion.de\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunlion.de\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunlion.de\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=449"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sunlion.de\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/449\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sunlion.de\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunlion.de\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sunlion.de\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}